The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although I think I have a problem with that silver medal. ‘Cause when you think about it, you win the gold-you feel good…you win the bronze-you think, “Well at least I got something.” But when you win that silver it’s like “Congratulations, you almost won. Of all the losers-you came in first of that group. You’re the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.

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